Who listens to an ugly dude who is trying to tell guys what the best pickup lines are for impressing the ladies? Who pays a bonerack to train them in the gym? Why would someone listen seriously to a history class being taught by the holder of a GED? They wouldn't!

Which is exactly why I can't figure out for the life of me why the sports pages are dominated by the Nerds. Scribes from Boston, New York and Philadelphia would collectively be more impressive in the Chess Club's annual Rooking Maneuver lecture series than they would at any softball game so how come they are charged with telling us so much about professional and collegiate athletics?

Case in point; Jon Tomase of the Boston Herald who has decided to make a name for himself by attacking the home town New England Patriots and is now dis-credited beyond repair. Look at the guy! He looks like Jonah Hill who we all saw buying boots with fish in them in the movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin". And hey Jon, I don't care if you slept in a Holiday Inn Express* last night!

     

Not only did the both of them wear brown socks in gym class, Tomase has failed in even his journalistic integrity for his personal glory. Thankfully this has horribly backfired on the disgraced reporter and he ought to be shown the door and thrown out on his ear. Patriot Nation is pissed off.

Tomase alleged strongly that he had cited multiple sources that guaranteed the NFL would be getting evidence of the Patriots filming the final walkthrough practice of the St. Louis Rams prior to Superbowl XXXVI. This brought unneccesary, negative national attention to the Patriots. Commisioner Roger Goodell has announced that the NFL has concluded its investigation and that former Patriot employee Matt Walsh not only didn't have this evidence but knew of no such evidence anywhere. The Patriots, who lost a 1st round draft choice for prior filming infractions and paid a record fine, are now exonerated from this bogus claim by Tomase.

Now the idiot Tomase is still bringing attention to this (and so is his editor) by writing today about how Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter may still be capable of finding out more. Hey John, go have another chili-cheese dog..while you search the classifieds.