If you want to extend constitutional rights to foreign born terrorists who are obsessed with killing as many Americans as humanly possible, you might be a liberal.

If you obsess over supporting only those law-makers who work tirelessly to deny unborn & developing Americans in the womb these same constitutional rights, you might be a liberal.

If you screech out for tolerance for all walks of life in humanity but secretly wish every conservative dies of eye cancer tomorrow if not sooner, you might be a liberal.

If you believe Al Gore is qualified to lead the argument over a deeply complex scientific phenomenon like global warming, you might be a liberal.

If you defend Al gore for having a $23,000 ( 150,000KW) electricity bill at his home every year & for traveling with his entourage 500 yards in SUVs to receive an award for a documentary condemning the common practice of wasting energy while simultaneously calling for the people of the Earth to conserve this same energy, you might be a liberal.

If you feel as though government should intervene to ban Fox News, you might be a liberal.

If you feel ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS are fair and balanced but Fox alone has an agenda, you might be a liberal.

If you find yourself nodding when an out of touch pantywaist opinion journalist accuses people who oppose illegal immigration of being racist, you might be a liberal.

If you believe judges can create laws or rights, you might be a liberal.

If you think scholastic score keeping is brutal, you might be a liberal.

If you are supportive of male prom queens and female prom kings, you might be a liberal.

If you believe being born in America equals being owed by America, you might be a liberal.

If you believe that people who infiltrate border security, steal American's Social Security information and then steal from social programs designed for struggling Americans are the same as people who seek and get permission to enter America and comply with all of our laws to gain citizenship, you might be a liberal (or George W. Bush)

If you are a man and wear sandals even to business casual events, often have a granola bar hanging out of your khacki short's back pocket, drive a Volvo and prefer soccer over football, you might be a liberal.

If you agree with all of the above...you ARE a liberal.